And now....for the point.......

Bigger in Japan.

Greetings all Mr Point and Mr Purpose will reveal themselves momentarily.
Ladies and gentleman to not be phased- they shall display themselves in blinding light fairly soon.
Mr Point and Mr Purpose will be with us within the next few minutes...im told.
Im sure they're coming soon.
I believe them to be on their way to revealing themselves to us within the next hour.


No. No they fucking wont.

Mr Point and Mr. Purpose have long since left the sunny shores of my English 2nd year Class1.
The task was given to the students as follows:
Name the two animals in the picture (fairly easy you'd think - what with a cute picture of a doh and a baby koala clinging to its back.)
Then..."Make your story with at least 5 sentences"

what a great idea. promoting writing and fluency and sentence composition. Great idea....until..you ask Mr Point and Mr Purpose to step into your office- they ask: "Why!?" and you say: "CAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED!" when you then go on to say:

"It may be better that you write the story in Japanese firstly" ........so..gladly and happily Mr Point and Mr Purpose are now taking a siesta on a tropical beach after having sipped on pinacolladas and perved over hot chicks in bikinis.

So what do the students do ? Rhetorical question. They write the bloody story in Japanese (for the English lesson given to them by the teacher) Then.....
see..
it gets worse.. If it was just that...
i wouldnt care. id be like- you're the dumb ass- you gave them a lame task...but
BUT
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
She then proceeds to translate the juvenile compositions and posts a nausiatingly offensive "Please write some comment" pink-mother-fuckin-post-it on the the pile of papers.

Now....
why..
why....why..why why....on this Lords very beautiful Earth filled with all things great and small- do i have to do this ?
Any comments on what im actually supposed to comment on would be most welcome- as i have no bloody idea. Do i correct her poor grammar and translation of the story ? Why must i comment on a students work if its not in English !?
WHAT
THE
FUCK
!?