Engrish

Im sitting here marking my kids "Ideal Town" homework assignment. They have to write about what their ideal town is all about etc. Im gonna share some of teh gems with you.

"My castle town has a fear forest. "
Cool I say- the more fear forests the better.

"They must not commit a crime. Because they are taked punishment of fire and electric shock."
This is coming from a country that has no corporal punishment. Wierdness.

Here's a very Japanese one:

"My town has a defense robot. My defense robo name is Mamoru. He always defends my castle."

And from the same chap...

"By the way, I saw UFO the other day. It was very strange."

This one im still trying to decipher:

"The sky fly fear bird and cloudy and sun." (Im not making this shit up)
Lets throwing random words together.

"What is witch!! She's fling high up in the sky. She's very interesting for me."

And my favourite one- for those of you who know Japan:

"The castle town will not stop development forever."