Thursday, October 27, 2005

Anecdotes etc.

So, recently I stumbled upon a fantastic site. By stumbled I mean someone threw it at me and I checked it out.

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

Really, really funny shit. Sad thing is that he gets hate mail. Although suffice to say, you know you're coming up when you get hate mail. A large portion of the mail is saying he is talking shit. A lot of what he talks about are the antics of Japanese Junior Highschool kids. Now, they are incredibly off the wall and very "not what we're used to". But...damn...is it that hard to believe?

Anywhozle- i recommend a read.

It's inspired me a bit to be a tad more diligent in my writing...so here I am struggling for stuff.
(Again my students have no souls :| ) Well...there are 3 3rd year girls that are just entirely of the wall and getting into shit all the time. Of course, 2 of em live in an orphanage - so- its to be expected that they will not be your bog standard Japanese troopers.

My kids are dull. Much like dishwater is. Only dishwater is soapy- so it has bubbles sometime and thus merits. Unlike my kids. Who have none. They dont even have filth- a merit....sometimes....I guess. Sumichu had filth- like dishwater- Like rancid, tepid, leftover filled filth.(I mentioned the story I got from 2 of my 3rd years about how they double-teamed a girl....at school....the previous year?)

My kids aren't risque. I don't wan't them to be, I'd just appreciate a pulse in class. Sumichu classes were fun cause the kids could think on their feet...am I moaning again ?

Better stop that.

In support of Azrael I gotta say that its been about 1 month since ive been Kanchoed and about 17 hours since the last game of dodgedick. I lost. There were 4 of them and I only have 2 hands.

Game time folks!!

Yesterday, I was asked what question by a 13 year old boy:

a: How big is your dick?
b: When did you first have sex?
c: How does sex feel?
d: Are you S or M ? (Sadist Masochist)
e: When did you go to a love hotel?
f: All of the above.

Think about that for a short while. I'll give ya 10:1 Azrael knows the answer ;)

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