Monkeys in trees.

Have you ever seen monkeys climb in trees ? When monkeys climb from tree to tree the large ones rarely bounce and bound like the little ones. The little monkeys fly through the air. Throwing caution to the wind and hurling themselves at the next branch. Bigger monkeys however slowly reach out to the branch of the next tree making very sure they have their other hand on the first tree so as not to fall should the branch give way.

Japanese girls are big fucking monkeys.

Let this be a very informative lesson for anyone outside of Japan. Monogamy in Japan is without a doubt written with the kanji "ki". Anywho.

I went to a club on Saturday. Needless to say very entertaining as "Sam and Dave" in Umeda usually is. Its your typical gaijin club were the all boys are there to score hot Japanese girls and the Japanese girls are there to score their favourite Tom Cruise look alike (Which is ANY foreign guy with shortish black hair), their favourite Beckham lookalike (ANY foreigner with blonde hair).

Anywho, so Balaklava man(one of the 3 South Africans that have have been staying at my house for over a week) met two ladies. The one was flirting quite a bit with him. He called his mates to come dance which we did - us being myself, NY Adam and Mfu. A short while later B-man's friend's friend starts flirting a lot with me.

Now here's an interesting opening: "So how many girlfriends do you have?"
That line alone goes into SO deep Japanese relationship related thinking, i dont even wanna go into it. But i tried my best to amuse myself and answered "only one".
Now- lets fast forward 6 hours later. Mfu, B-man, NY Adam and myself were on the train heading back and there was this absolutely shockingly beautiful blonde western girl in the train with us. Very, very kind and friendly to boot. We chatted, chatted and during the conversation she brought up her boyfriend. I'll give a shiny South African flag sticker to the clever kid who can guess why ?
She did it to assert the fact that she had a boy so that we wouldnt get the wrong idea.
Rewind 6 hours.
The fact you are taken makes no difference in current Japanese society it would seem. Infedility is so rife it makes you question what went wrong. Anywho.....the girl that was flirting with B-man turned out to have a boyfriend. I found this out MUCH later after speaking to her. Even though she was holding his hand and leading him on.
This isnt the first time stuff like this has happened to me- its just been the most recent. Remember that if you're looking for some stability.

Guess we shoulda realised this from a nation that feels it necessary to buy shiny new cars even though their 4 year old ones work flawlessly.